Tonight my mom and I watched an old movie called Trojan War. The movie stars Will Friedle and Jason Marsden from Boy Meets World, Jennifer Love Hewitt from Party of Five, Danny Masterson from That 70’s Show, Anthony Michael Hall and Marley Shelton. The movie is about a high school boy who is in love with a popular girl at school. He is given the opportunity to sleep with her but doesn’t have a condom. He goes out to get one and has mishaps along the way.
Brad (Will Friedle) is a high school student who is head-over-heels in love with popular girl, Brook (Marley Shelton). She invites him over to her house to tutor her and she ends up wanting to have sex with him but would only do it with a condom. He does not have one. (A few days ago the health teacher gives the class condoms and there is one left but Brad does not take it.) He leaves in his dad’s Jaguar car to go to the store to buy one. At the store he realizes that he left his wallet in the car so he goes out to get it and finds the car stolen. He only has a few quarters and decides to call Brook but she wrote the number on the palm of his had and the last digit gets wiped away. He doesn’t have enough quarters to try each number for the last number and ends up using the last quarter to call his best friend, Leah (Jennifer Love Hewitt). He tells her to pick him up but will meet her halfway. He gives her cross streets to pick him up at. He gets into a bus but the bus driver (Anthony Michael Hall) gets made because he does not have any money to pay for the ride. He gets mad that people ask for free rides or does not have exact change. The bus driver takes him on a crazy ride and drops him off in the middle of nowhere. The only thing there is a tiny dance club. Brad goes inside and finds Mexican people dancing. They are having a dance contest. A crazy woman wants him to be her dance partner. They dance and they win the contest. The woman gets a trophy and $100. She gives Brad the $100. He goes to the bathroom and the woman bangs on the door saying that she wants him to dance with him. He jumps out the window.
He see’s his car. There are three Mexican guys in it. He stops them and tells them that it is his car. He explains about his mom having this thing that trolls are lucky and that she gave him one when he first got his license to carry around with him whenever he drives. He goes to the glove compartment and gets it. One guy says oh your mom gives you one too. We have something in common. He lets Brad hang with them. He goes in the car with them and they talk. Brad finds out that they were the ones who tagged the back of the school. He tells them that the janitor cleaned it up and the guy gets mad. They drive to the school and tag the building again. The guy tells Brad to put the last finishing touch on the picture. When he does they drive off and leave him. Brad then stops and thinks about how he is going to get a condom now. Then he sees one in a jar in one of the classroom. He climbs the window and tries opening the jar but the lid will not twist open. He decides to smash the jar on the floor. The janitor is at the school waiting to catch whomever tagged the school. He hears the noise and goes to find the person or people because he thinks the taggers are back. He sees Brad and goes after him thinking he is the tagger. Brad manages to escape and runs. Meanwhile Leah is tired of waiting for him and decides to leave. Brad runs and sees the Mexican woman in a car and she sees him too. She drives after him. Brad runs away and almost gets hit by Leah’s car. Brad asks Leah to drive him to Brook’s house.
When he arrives at the house he looks at the condom. As he is walking the driveway the sprinklers turn on and he is soaked. He rings the doorbell but no one answers. He throws pebbles at Brook’s bedroom window but she still does not answer. He decides to climb a tree. When he does he puts the condom in between his teeth and drops it on his way up the tree. The condom ends up being washed into a sewer. The tree breaks, breaking the bedroom window and Brad falls into the bedroom. He sees Brook’s note about going to the party. He decides to go buy a condom and go to the party. Someone calls the cops and they arrive at Brook’s house. Brad escapes from the back door and runs away. He ends up with a homeless man who takes his clothes and gives him other clothes. He goes to a store to buy a condom but has no money and pleads for the cashier to let him have the box of condom. The three Mexican guys who stole his dad’s car arrive at the store. They are there to rob the store. They recognize him and he tells them that he has no money to buy the condom and the cashier will not give it to him. They tell her to give him the condoms and the money in the cash register. The cops arrive and the guys use Brad as hostage to escape to their car. They get chased by the cops. Meanwhile, Leah decides to go to the party and asks Seth (Danny Masterson) and Josh (Jason Marsden) to go with her.
They drive and pass the house with the party. Brad sees Brook. The cops get them. Later one of the cops gives Brad a condom and releases him. Leah picks him up at the police station and they go to the party. Brad goes in to look for Brook and sees his other two best friends, Seth and Josh. Then he sees the Mexican woman. She is still looking for him. She ends up seeing Seth and decides she wants him instead. He sees Brook and finds out that she only wants him for a one night stand. He decides that he does not want her. Brad realizes that he has feelings for Leah. He does not know that Leah has feelings for him. He looks for her and tells her how he feels about her and they kiss.
Meanwhile, Brad’s parents are back home from a party. A tow truck driver drops off the car at the house and Brad’s parents are shocked at what they see. They car is painted a different color with designs on it. The inside is decorated and there is a big, fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror.